The Third Eagle of Yossito II is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yossito with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.714 billion Yossito Citizens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yossito City. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yossian economy, worth 337 trillion Yos bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,402 Yos bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, Yossian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yossito II's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Yossito II is ranked 46,367^th in the world and 710^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 44.51 kickbacks per hour.